Gordons (Ed) Balls Up - Gold

Well done Mr Do Nothing so as to get nothing wrong - you really did make and Ed's of this time!
Gordon you fool, have you seen the price of gold this evening? Hit a world record high it has, over $1,000 US Dollars per ounce - and you sold tons of the stuff, 400 of them allegedly, like that is 896,000 pounds Gordon
In ounces Gordon, your 400 tons is, according to my calculator, 14,336,000 - ounces, unless the calculator couldn't cope!
And just how much for Gordon?
You blithering Prestbeteryn idiot - Tony knew you were (are) as stupid as him, that's why he got out when he did, you got in when you did, so do the sensible thing, call an elcetion and resign, or better still, resign and let Vince Cable organise the election, okay?
Well, everyone whinged when you sold, and you tried to keep it all quiet, well you would, wouldn't you Gordon, that gold today would have grossed some $1,433,600,000 - isn't that $1.4billion Gordon?